Brady Quinn - Notre Dame Loser

As a long time critic of the Notre Dame propaganda machine, it was enjoyable to watch Brady Quinn sit there and rot as team after team passed him over in favor of players with genuine talent.

I'm pretty sure I caught his girlfriend Lindy catching the eye of Jamarcus Russell and giving him a wink once or twice, in attempt to "trade up" herself to a bigger meal ticket for the future.

Eventually, Brady was selected, and although he claims that the Browns are the team he wanted to go to, I'm not buying it. Cleveland is quarterback purgatory. Even quarterbacks with real talent, like Jeff Garcia, can go there an look bad. Brady will follow a long line of losers....Tim Couch, Kelly Holcomb, Charlie Frye, and whatever other stiffs they threw out there in between those "starters".

We predict Brady's career to follow a similar career path of another overhyped Notre Dame loser, Rick Mirer.

Jeff Garcia...He's No Homo

Despite circumstantial evidence like this picture, and the fact that his NFL tenure began in San Francisco, his play at the end of the season suggests some manliness after all.

Meanwhile, his biggest "fan", Terrell Owens was taking it easy in his hyperbaric chamber, watching Jeff lead the Eagles on a strong playoff run. Garcia is off to Tampa to spread some love there, but the Eagles picked up that stud Kelly Holcomb, so there is some worry about QB depth.

Speaking of T.O and hyperbaric chambers, doesn't Michael Jackson use one of those? Maybe the next installment of the "Little T" childrens books series will be, "Little T Visits Neverland."